Two of the funniest animals in the world

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks!

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Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, under the sea

Q: How did the marine mollusk pay for college?

A: He earned a SCALLOPship!

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Under the sea

Q: Why was the tuna wearing a tie?

A: He wanted to be sofFISHticated.

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Animal jokes have never failed me before

So, we're back to animal jokes.  I guess animals are just inherently funny to me.

Also, my friend just sent me a great one:

Q: How do you make a squid laugh?

A: You give him TEN Tickles!

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So... Doctor related humor didn't give me as much material as I thought it would

Q: How many doctor jokes are there?

A: Three.  The rest are true stories.

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More doctor jokes

Q: Why did the surgeon quit his job?

A: He just couldn't cut it.

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Laugh the illness away

Hi Everyone,

I hope you have all been well.  I have not.  I am recovering from strep throat which makes teaching elementary school music a challenge.

Many people consider laughter the best medicine.  I prefer to trust my pharmacist who prescribed me actual medicine.  It's probably better for my sore throat than laughter.

Anyway, I'm rambling.  And you came here for jokes.  So, here's a joke about being sick.

Q: Did you hear about the lady who swallowed a typewriter?

A: She's suffering from irritable VOWEL  syndrome!

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