Well everyone, the people's republic of Minneapolis has officially lifted all winter parking restrictions... Just in time for another snow storm.
Winter is clearly not over, and we don't do ourselves any favors by pretending it is. So today I bring you yet another polar bear joke.
Q: What does a polar bear eat after going to the dentist?
A: The dentist!
4 down/ 361 to go
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
More Polar Bears
Q: What's a polar bear's favorite candy?
A: Igloos! Crunchy on the outside with a chewy center!
3 down/ 362 to go.
A: Igloos! Crunchy on the outside with a chewy center!
3 down/ 362 to go.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Spring? I think not.
It's tempting to think that, once the weather starts warming up and the snow starts melting, spring has come. People trade in their boots for flip flops, splash in puddles, and, most importantly, tell spring-related jokes.
I however, am a realist. My years of experience have taught me that winter isn't over until it's over. Mother nature isn't ready for spring-related jokes, and I'm not one to tempt fate.
So, for the remainder or March, I'll be embracing the winter weather by telling polar bear jokes.
Q: Why do polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!
1 down/ 364 to go.
I however, am a realist. My years of experience have taught me that winter isn't over until it's over. Mother nature isn't ready for spring-related jokes, and I'm not one to tempt fate.
So, for the remainder or March, I'll be embracing the winter weather by telling polar bear jokes.
Q: Why do polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!
1 down/ 364 to go.
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Prelude
The Subject:
How many aquarium salesmen DOES it take to change a lightbulb? Why DID the chicken cross the road? Who or what is knock knocking at the door?
Wikipedia defines a joke as something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes come in many shapes and forms, but the intention is always the same. To make people laugh.
The Contender:
Music educator by day, renegade comedian by night. Too corny for print, to earnest for comedy clubs, and unable to think of anything better, Casey Andree was looking for a challenge. And in the 365 Days/365 Jokes Project, he found it. Risking his social life, his sanity, and the well being cat, he signed on for a deranged assignment.
365 Days. 365 Jokes.
One boy and his macbook. Beginning tomorrow.
How many aquarium salesmen DOES it take to change a lightbulb? Why DID the chicken cross the road? Who or what is knock knocking at the door?
Wikipedia defines a joke as something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes come in many shapes and forms, but the intention is always the same. To make people laugh.
The Contender:
Music educator by day, renegade comedian by night. Too corny for print, to earnest for comedy clubs, and unable to think of anything better, Casey Andree was looking for a challenge. And in the 365 Days/365 Jokes Project, he found it. Risking his social life, his sanity, and the well being cat, he signed on for a deranged assignment.
365 Days. 365 Jokes.
One boy and his macbook. Beginning tomorrow.
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