Q: What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot, cross, bunny!
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Note: Please don't pour boiling water down a rabbit hole.
Monday, April 7, 2014
Sunday, April 6, 2014
Back on track
On March 28th, five days after starting his blog, Casey Andree forgot to post a joke. Then he forgot again, and again, and again. In doing so, he lost his self-respect, his devoted following, and any credibility he ever had with his students (seriously, I can never lecture them about getting behind on their homework again).
However, I have returned. The prodigal son has come home, and, if you're still willing to read my jokes, I'm still willing to post them.
So, with that being said, the best way to get back on schedule is with a zombie joke. (Get it? Because I'm back from the dead).
Q: What does it take to be a successful zombie blogger?
A: Lots and lots of DEADication!
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Seriously, I don't think I'll ever get tired of bunny jokes
Q: Did you hear about the rabbit who got rich?
A: He's now a billionHARE!
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A: He's now a billionHARE!
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Spring has sprung?
If the title has you worried, fear not. I have no intention of making any kind of spring-related jokes yet. Not until every last drop of snow has melted away.
However, I have run out of good polar bear jokes, so we need to move to a different topic.
Since Easter is approaching, it's only appropriate that I tell some bunny-related jokes.
Q: What do rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They go on their BUNNYmoon!
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However, I have run out of good polar bear jokes, so we need to move to a different topic.
Since Easter is approaching, it's only appropriate that I tell some bunny-related jokes.
Q: What do rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They go on their BUNNYmoon!
10 down/ 355 to go
Final Polar Bear Joke
Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: It doesn't matter! He's probably going to eat you anyway!
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A: It doesn't matter! He's probably going to eat you anyway!
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Penultimate Polar Bear Joke
Q: What do you call a polar bear who's wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you want! He can't hear you!
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A: Anything you want! He can't hear you!
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Still Playing Catch-Up
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A happy polar bear!
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Playing Catch-Up
Q: What do polar bears like to grill when they cook outside?
A: Brr - Grrs!
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A: Brr - Grrs!
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I am the WORST blogger ever
Hi Everyone,
I know what you're thinking: "Casey is the worst blog writer of all time. He promised 365 days of jokes, and he failed after only 4."
To that, I have two things to say.
First and foremost, I'm sorry. I let you down, and I apologize.
However. If you look closely at the fine print, you will find that nowhere do I promise one joke per day. I promised 365 jokes in 365 days, and I assure you that I will deliver on this promise. The blog is NOT dead.
So... Let's play catch up, shall we?
It's still winter, no matter what the radio forecast tells me, so the polar bear jokes must continue.
Q: What does a polar bear call a balanced diet?
A: A seal in each hand!
5 down, 360 to go
I know what you're thinking: "Casey is the worst blog writer of all time. He promised 365 days of jokes, and he failed after only 4."
To that, I have two things to say.
First and foremost, I'm sorry. I let you down, and I apologize.
However. If you look closely at the fine print, you will find that nowhere do I promise one joke per day. I promised 365 jokes in 365 days, and I assure you that I will deliver on this promise. The blog is NOT dead.
So... Let's play catch up, shall we?
It's still winter, no matter what the radio forecast tells me, so the polar bear jokes must continue.
Q: What does a polar bear call a balanced diet?
A: A seal in each hand!
5 down, 360 to go
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