It's tempting to think that, once the weather starts warming up and the snow starts melting, spring has come. People trade in their boots for flip flops, splash in puddles, and, most importantly, tell spring-related jokes.
I however, am a realist. My years of experience have taught me that winter isn't over until it's over. Mother nature isn't ready for spring-related jokes, and I'm not one to tempt fate.
So, for the remainder or March, I'll be embracing the winter weather by telling polar bear jokes.
Q: Why do polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!
1 down/ 364 to go.
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